Protect your tail with blaze-orange toilet paper

Rutt wipe blaze-orange toilet paper

You’re hiking in the woods. Nature calls. You break out a roll of white toilet paper. Mr. Hunter, trigger-happy and near-sighted, crouches nearby, sipping an energy drink called BEZERKER 5000. He spots your paper flitting in the breeze. White tail! Blamo!

Fortunately, a Minnesota company, Rutt Wipe, has got your back. Pick up a roll or two of their blaze orange toilet paper and all you’ll have to worry about are your friends’ cruel jokes.

About Chris Emery

Chris Emery is a mutt. Half woodsman, half geek. He spends as much time outdoors as possible. On rainy days, he writes and publishes STRAY.
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One Response to Protect your tail with blaze-orange toilet paper

  1. Brian says:

    Chris,

    I know this is old, but I appreciate your plug on my product. You should go to the Rutt Wipe website and click on the You Tube video. It’s cool.

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